Fortunately, there is a very, very easy way to drive brands off tumblr.
Don’t follow them.
Yeah, they’ll likely blaze some posts. The smart ones will blaze shitposts. Don’t reblog them. Don’t reblog, don’t follow, just let them lurk around the edges of tumblr. That’s the whole joy of tumblr, honestly - the lack of algorithm means that they can’t game the system. They can’t force their way in front of your eyeballs.
Brands here are like vampires - they can’t come in unless they’re invited. Don’t let them in.
If people don’t admit that alcohol is a drug so help me God I will pour an entire bottle of wine on their hair.
Wine? Drugs. Beer? Drugs. That awful cocktail you made in your dorm room out of leftover coffee and orange juice and tequila? D-d-d-drugs.
This may sound obvious to you but society at large puts alcohol in this removed category away from other drugs. If you tell most wine moms that they have a drug problem they’d be appalled that you’d ever say such a thing. It’s just time for humanity to admit that we like doing drugs. Most people’s drug of choice just happens to be alcohol.
you know how IRL scientists are always ready to throw hands over certain topics? what I want to know is what kind of stupid arguments Pokemon scientists get into fights over. a heated battle starts in the middle of a conference because someone asked if Slowking’s Shellder could be considered its own separate species or not
*scientist steps onto the stage*
*a photo of a Flygon appears on the projector screen*
